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Or if you are lazy I will just summarize the juicy bits.

The headline reads as,

Sac attacker was AWOL from mental hospital

Two exerpts from it are,

-That night, Monica Randolph sneaked up on her husband as he slept and grabbed his groin, ripping into his gonads with her fingernails and ending her attack only after he fled the house and locked her inside.

and

-"The only time I ever hit my wife was the other day to get her to let go of my balls," he said.

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